I never went to church when I was in college, either.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

If you have a dream, give it a chance to happen.

It is impossible to have a lively hope in another life, and yet be deeply immersed in the enjoyments of this.

Well, it arose out of two long-term concerns - the first being the possibility of genetic manipulation, nature versus nurture, what constitutes how people get to be how they are.

If you have to cry, it's okay. I'll cry with you.

India offers demographic dividend, democracy and demand...3D. I have added a new D. De-regulation.

I have a strong feeling that the subject of evolution is beautiful without the excuse of creationists needing to be bashed.

The greatest style is when you can't see the style though you walk away knowing it was there. It's like a perfume - there but not there.

Our deepest wishes are whispers of our authentic selves. We must learn to respect them. We must learn to listen.

A woman is supposed to have curves like an old Bentley, not like some old bike.

He that endureth to the end, shall be saved.