I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Science adjusts its views based on what's observedFaith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved.

A church service starts and ends with a prayer. A magazine starts and ends with an advert.

We have failed to protect science against speculative extensions of nature, continuing to assign physical and mathematical properties to hypothetical entities beyond what is observable in nature.

What sets disciplined people apart? - The capacity to get past distractions. Focus on the task at hand.

Advise persons never to engage in killing.

Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.

Man has it all in his hands, and it all slips through his fingers from sheer cowardice.

Too rigid scruples are concealed pride.

If you know how to use a pencil to draw, you could draw anything. Now apply that to everything in life.

I've found men are less likely to let petty things annoy them.