I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient.

One of my correspondents has me convinced that the human race would be saved if the world became one huge nudist colony. I keep thinking how much harder it would be to carry concealed weapons.

I wish it were O.K. in this country to look one's age, whatever it is. Maturity has a lot going for it, even in terms of esthetics. For example, you no longer get bubblegum stuck in your braces.

Even though you can't finally grasp me, guess what? I still want to be known.

When your youth is about to enter in old age it shouldn't wonder, what happened? it must say, well done.

Who're them?" says he to the curate."Them are the fallen angels, " says the c

Everybody has to leave, everybody has to leave their home and come back so they can love it again for all new reasons.

A thought, once uttered, is untrue

I'm on VH1 now, will be working on ITV's This Morning again from September.

A man complained that on his way home to dinner he had every day to pass through that long field of his neighbor's. I advised him to buy it, and it would never seem long again.

My friends were like, "Oh, this weekend, we're going to go shopping." "Oh, this weekend I'm going to go to see the judo champion" ... you know. And I couldn't do anything.

I certainly do not exist from nine to six, when I am at the office.

Often times I'm confronted with a quote that I don't remember saying. So, on one hand it's very flattering, it is just so surreal.