I noticed a lot of guitar players neglected the rhythm part of rhythm guitar and decided I would try to focus in that.

You would not believe how much time people waste in a day. And how little time they put into things they genuinely love.

If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.

Sometimes I play guitar like a frustrated drummer.

'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer.

Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.

I'm a futurist. Technology is our way out of almost every problem we have. Technology can create a new sense of community.

It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money.

I'm a writer, so I like dissecting things.

I'm named after a computer and grew up really interested in them.

Don't mistake determination for desperation. Someone who is persistent will stop at nothing to get their way.

Do not allow hate to take root in your heart.

He glanced at her, musing on the wonder of a beautiful woman with a disagreeable personality.

I think I've proved that I'm not to be trusted, " he said."Then why do I feel safer now that I have in my entire life?""Because you're just as screwed up as me.

I see ghosts like you see a normal person. Looking regular, tangible as ever and even more alive than most of the people you’ll see walking around the streets.

To practice magic is to be a quack; to know magic is to be a sage.

To abandon the principle of simplicity would be to abandon all reasoning about the external world

When someone writes to tell me something I've written made them laugh or cry, I've done my job and done it well. The rest is all semantics.

I had this vivid image of myself at the age of 60 looking back on my life and truly regretting the fact that I hadn't tried to be an actor

If people have some sort of yearning, dissatisfaction or some itching irritability, then it might because they aren't looking in the right direction for a solution. They aren't looking within.