I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.

I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.

I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.

If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

My dreams were all my own

To improve is to change, so to be perfect is to have changed often.

Just because one person's problem is less traumatic than another's doesn't mean they're required to hurt less

I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow.

The more God-centered our worship practices, the more mercy-centered our life.

If we do something over and over again, it becomes normal. If we see the same thing over and over again, it becomes normal.

The art of statesmanship is to foresee the inevitable and to expedite its occurrence.

I will hear no talk that there are no intermediate-range weapons on the NATO side.

Roland had sworn off children—they kept trying to kill him.

Either you have a sense of humor about [being a former child star], or you're in rehab. There's not a lot of gray area.