I obviously identify with the anti-authority figure. I've pretty much always had problems with authority, ever since I was a kid.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

Love is forever. If it wasn't, it wouldn't be love. The world is beautiful. If it wasn't, it wouldn't be the world.

Shape yourself before the world shapes you.

I think earning money is the simplest thing in the world once you learn how to do it

I have to respect my life, and free expression is part of my life. I can never really silence myself.

[I] have fantasies of killing myself and thus being the powerful one not the powerless one.

Drinking is in reality an occupation which employs a considerable portion of the time of many people; and to conduct it in the most rational and agreeable manner is one of the great arts of living.

The phrase booze and mischief left me worrying I'd stumbled into what my mother referred to as "the wrong crowd," but for the wrong crowd, they both seemed awfully smart.

I met Robert Rodriguez working on a movie called 'Roadracers.'

One serial killer sends me a human head in a box, and I get all spooked; Go figure.

To love another another human in all of her splendor and imperfect perfection , it is a magnificent task...tremendous and foolish and human.