I offered to pee on him, but they said no

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

A shrewd enemy will teach you more than a foolish friend.

Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential.

Money is not an invention of the state. It is not the product of a legislative act.

Australia is a country not so much of fulfillment as of theatrical expectation.

Growth begins when we start to accept our own weakness

I fall in love every time. And I don't really fall in love a lot, but when I do, I fall hard.

Where I come from, a lot of people didn't have money, but they didn't have gangs or drugs either.

In my opinion, the form of Government may be different in different countries, according to their circumstances, their wishes, their wants. England loves her Queen, and has full motive to do so.

In Europe, the big word is tolerance. You tolerate everything.

I can be stressed, or tired, and I can go into a meditation and it all just flows off of me. I'll come out of it refreshed and centered and that's how I'll feel and it'll carry through the day.