I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I know maybe they don't really think it's a funny joke.

I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.

I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It’s a shame.

And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps

I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape.

Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.

The video of 'Paranoid Android' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.

I grew up under Thatcher. I grew up believing that I was fundamentally powerless. Then gradually over the years it occurred to me that this was actually a very convenient myth for the state.

It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.

The more you try to erase me The more, the more The more that I appear

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

Big sisters are the crabgrass in the lawn of life.

Success itself doesn't give you happiness. It's what you do with your success that gives you happiness.

We must ride this strange torpedo out until the end.

Sometimes, when you want to laugh, reality steps in.

With yoga, not only your body should become flexible - your mind and emotions, and above all your consciousness should become flexible.

How many people make themselves abstract to appear profound. The most useful part of abstract terms are the shadows they create to hide a vacuum.

The child who ran weeping to you with a cut finger is now brought home, smiling gamely, with a broken collarbone and incredible contusions- 'it wasn't Jezebels fault, Dad.'

For me, the filmmaking should serve the story, first and foremost.

I remember as a teen being able to eat more than my father. I was growing so fast and my body couldn’t keep up.

The present U.N. must be annihilated by our power. That is the stage for Communists. We must make a new U.N.