I often help others discover the outer limits of their hatred. It’s a talent of mine.

The bottom line is, insults only hurt when they come from someone I respect.

There was French kissing, and then there was Cajun French kissing. Spicier, harder, wilder.

My looks had gone from well-kempt cheerleader to apocalyptic disasterpiece.

I got nothing. Even the spies I'm spying on who are spying on other spies got nothing.

Gods, I love it when you talk mathy to me.

Two things that can never be contained? Velociraptors and zombies.

Those who betray me only do so once.

I take no actions that I wouldn't publicly recount. If you can't speak your deeds, then don't do them.

Never run from one such as me, female. You will no’ get away - and we like it.

Fate has a way of getting what she wants, no matter how we try to avoid it.

Dermatology ... this young daughter of medicine ...

Misery loves another idiot with a jukebox where his soul should be.

The greatest of all historical shams is believing you can not do something you can.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

Something went wrong. It was correct when I studied it.

Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.

The men of the clique live together because they have the same kind of soul, and their narrowness is a narrowness of spiritual coherence and contentment, like that which exists in hell . . .

I don't consider myself a heartthrob in any way. I'm just pinching myself. I'm truly fortunate to be a part of this whole process.

Did think you were here to kill time listening to Christian music until you go to heaven? We've got work to do.

The indignation of politicians is NOT a good measure of the gravity of any situation.