I often pray, though I'm not really sure Anyone's listening; and I phrase it carefully, just in case He's literary.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

Believing is a fine thing, but putting those beliefs into execution is a test of strength.

Good communication is less about saying what you mean, and more about defining what you say.

My massive motivation in life is to make parents proud. But even that has to stop at a point.

Social issues have been used to distract Americans from their own self interests since Nixon's southern strategy, and now people are paying the price.

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean.

As a true patriot, I should be ashamed to think that Adam in paradise was more favorably situated on the whole than the backwoodsman in this country.

I will get my respect or I will die.

I like Islam, it is a consistent idea of religion and open-minded.

Prayer is not a way of making use of God; prayer is a way of offering ourselves to God in order that He should be able to make use of us.