I often say if men were meant to fly we would have been born with either feathers and wings or at the very least parachutes that pop out of our butts.

I didn't respond to that. I'm not scared of heights. I'm just scared of falling from heights.

Like my old mentor would always say, Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice and I'll be dead.'' Okay, she wasn't a good poet, but that lady could handle her whiskey.

HARV, can you help at all here?” I asked, spinning downward.“I am writing your obituary. Well, not so much writing it as updating it, ” HARV told me.If I lived, I was going to kill HARV.

Thing is, I am not a big fan of hovers. I firmly believe that if man was meant to fly we’d have feathers, rubber bones, or better insurance coverage.

So, what you’re basically telling me is death is boring but no worse than hanging out with family.

How bad is it?”“The story is only just now being reported, but let's put it this way, ” HARV said. “The bag is now clearly catless, and there’s a very foul odor coming from the fan.

Yeah, but will it hurt?”’ I asked.“This is science, Zach, ” Randy said, reassuringly, as he tilted my head back and lowered the lens to my eye. “Of course it will hurt.

‘Foo Kyu’ is just a very unfortunate cultural coincidence.""Just think about his poor son, ‘Foo Kyu Two.’

Great Gates almighty, ” HARV said inside my brain. “I go off-line for a few nanos and the whole world goes to DOS.

Carol, I thought you didn't liked playing with the minds of normal people.”“Yes, but the press don't count as normal.”“She’s got you there, ” HARV added.

The real war is not between the West and the East. The real war is between intelligent and stupid people.

Terror ripped through me as I was falling, falling, falling toward the sea.

We must never allow the majority to overrule the clear teaching of the Word of God.

It is the function of women to teach men how to be human.

I do a lot of things hopin I never had to fit in, so tryin to keep up with my progress is like a dead end.

When you get to 15 and most of your teachers are priests, there's bound to be a conflict.

One basic formula for understanding the Community is this: 'Take five broken empires, add the sixth one later, and make one big neo-colonial empire out of it all.'

If 13 is unlucky, then 12 and 14 are guilty by association.

I'm contemplating thinking about thinking...but....it's overrated - just get another drink in!

I had to learn how to modulate my performances and interpretations of these roles in auditions for the camera.