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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a a note on it saying, toys not included.


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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

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I've got cheekier with age. You can get away with murder when you're 71 years old. People just think I'm a silly old fool.



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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image.



I once got sacked for laughing ... mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time.

I once got sacked for laughing ... mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time.



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Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore.





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