I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.

I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like."

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.

Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.

I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.

Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.

I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.

I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.

Humans are naturally scared and confused beings. They not only fear the unknown, as they live fearing themselves... ☥

Be slow to fall into friendship but when thou art in continue firm and constant.

If a test of civilization be sought, none can be so sure as the condition of that half of society over which the other half has power.

I am what I am and that's all that I am and if I'm supposed to be somebody else, why do I look like me?

When the tree is fallen, all goe with their hatchet. [When the tree is fallen, all go with their hatchet.]

The future works out great men's destinies; The present is enough for common souls, Who, never looking forward, are indeed Mere clay wherein the footprints of their age Are petrified forever.

I ask for help. I tell Life what I want, and then I allow it to happen.

We are not hungry... Why foist this food upon us? We don't want to be choked. We have enough.

The knight departing for new adventures offends his lady, yet she has nothing but contempt for him if he remains at her feet.

My mother's my biggest supporter.