I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

Because if they grow up holding on to such terrible feelings, it could lead to another war come time in the future when the fate of the country is in their hands.

I love looking up at the stars because they make me believe that some things in this world are permanent.

Short of a death in the family, a divorce is perhaps the most life-altering experience in human relationships.

I used to have a sister, but I never got to meet her because she died after two days, I think. So if I got a tattoo, it would probably have to be something to do with my sister.

Patriotism is the opposite of selfish individualism.

I don't need some jerk like Romney, Santorum, Obama, Bush, Clinton or the rest of them telling me that they're my leaders. They couldn't lead me across the street.

It is no coincidence that the growth of modern tyrants has in every case been heralded by the growth of prejudice.

My father was very much a handy person round the house, and I learnt a lot of carpentry from him.

Courage is the power of the mind to overcome fear.

What the unpenetrating world call Humanity, is often no more than a weak mind pitying itself.