I only believe in those who can still blush.

In football, the worst blindness is only seeing the ball.

Until the day when a wise black man can become our ambassador in Paris, we will forever be a pre-Brazil.

The bed is a metaphysical piece of furniture.

I envy stupidity, stupidity is eternal.

Love is impossible without bite marks.

Memory is a swindler, a forger emeritus of facts and figures.

To love is to be faithful to those who cheat on us.

Money buys everything, even true love.

Not all women like being beaten up. Only the normal ones.

Man finds happiness only in the superfluous. Under communism, he has only the essentials. How abominable and ridiculous!

A hunter’s meal is in proportion to his skill.

Only men would think of cutting themselves to determine who the packleader is. Idiots.

Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and to mankind is to bring up a family.

I have sometimes thought that there is no being so venomous, so bloodthirsty as a professed philanthropist.

In programming, it’s often the buts in the specification that kill you.

I don't think the government should touch art. Governments are risk averse. They encourage risk-averse personalities to be artists.

Your car, comfort though it be, this little den and dining room on wheels, is a prison that deadens your senses, and to feel wholly alive you must go for a walk.

Cooking can be like foreplay.

I think it's inarguable that Vladimir Putin has been a stronger leader in his country than Barack Obama has been in this country.

The fact that I haven't been married might qualify me as belonging in the nutty category to a lot of women.