I only come out for food.

If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly.

Transform yourself from desperate doormat to outspoken doormat-wielding proctologist.

It's a brand new day and a brand new life

One must not hold one's self so divine as to be unwilling occasionally to make improvements in one's creations.

The imagination of our children is blunted on television, and their thinking is done for them.

The United States of America stands for: the ability for people to worship freely, the ability for people to vote and to express their opinion freely is something we hold dear.

I'm the kind of guy who only makes a mistake once, never twice.

Which only goes to show that the best of us must sometimes eat our words,' Dumbledore went on, smiling.

Youngsters of this generation seem not quite so hazardous except in the way of mechanical speed, bad liquor and venereal diseases.

It is only liquid currents of thought that move men and the world