I only direct in self-defense.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

Humanity is about raising up each other for good.

A problem clearly stated is a problem half solved.

The writing of histories - as Goethe once noted - is one way of getting rid of the weight of the past.... The writing of history liberates us from history.

One of the things that is assumed about actors is that they are extrovert, which is almost never the case, in my experience.

I've been on food stamps and welfare, did anybody help me out? No. No.

We may not have the ability to change all of the world's wrongs, but we can make a difference where we are.

But I killed you,” Alyss said. “Did you?” Red turned to The Cat. “Why wasn’t I informed?

One learns about painting by looking at and imitating other painters.

Many people say “my life stinks”. Well, your life will stink if you spend today thinking about tomorrow.

Words cannot express the joy which a friend imparts.