I only do private room karaoke where its just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could really belt songs out, and the Dixie Chicks feed that encouragement.

Do you guys think its worse to wear a fedora or kill 15 people?

If you text 'I love you' and the person writes back an emoji - no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back.

I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-up.

Sometimes when Im nervous, thats when the most interesting things happen.

Why are old maps always burnt?

I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world.

My parents divorced when I was one year old so I don't really remember any of the details, but luckily my mom does so she's been really helpful.

Im Jewish and Italian, and I lucked out and got the nose of both cultures.

On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone.

Your dreams will remain just a dream unless you take small and realistic steps towards achieving them.

The rule of God’s kingdom strengthens fulfilment of mandate

Our civic society is really all we have by way of nationhood.

The jazz I love is sweet and pure with raw elements, which is exactly what the good hip-hop is doing now.

Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.

Whoever regards human beings as a herd and flees them as swiftly as he can will no doubt be overtaken by them and impaled on theirhorns.

Wear that cologne, shave your face, shave your head, cut your nails, you know...take care of yourself.

I was devastated by the loss of my job in March, although I can understand why it occurred.

He that commits a sin shall find the pressing guilt lie heavy on his mind.

It is the poverty connected with our species which subordinates one man to another. It is not inequality which is the real misfortune, it is dependence.