I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

I seek to take my audience on an emotional roller-coaster ride, a journey of laughter and tears and every sentiment in between.

Each color lives by its mysterious life.

...and trauma had a way of burning memories deeper into the mind.

On the internet nobody can hear you being subtle.

My job is to go out and entertain the most people possible.

I like most kinds of music. So I haven't got a bag, as they say... except the big black one in the hall outside.

Where was the middle ground between a sense of adventure and just plain sense?

This telegram is a work of art if I say it is.

I just do the best I can under the circumstances.

I've been an audience member for friends in plays that I don't enjoy and I have to lie to their faces. It's just part of that lifestyle unfortunately, especially in New York.