I only swing for one girl. But if she's into a certain kind of kink, who am I to deny her such pleasantries?"~ Luke Wagner

Self-conquest is the greatest of victories.

What man is there that does not laboriously though all unconsciously himself fashion the sorrow that is to be the pivot of his life.

I love to design things that people can actually buy. I'm staggered by what a boot costs today.

Charlie Chaplin said something to the effect that humor is an act of defiance, that we must laugh in the face of our helplessness in the forces of nature or go insane. And where is he now? Dead.

When they're good, I like working with new actors.

Donald Trump is Donald Trump! He doesn't apologize for who he is. We know he's tacky. We know he's orange. We know he's got a bad haircut.

I really wanted to be a writer.

I think of fans like a barbershop. I want that debate.

All of the religions are looking after the poor. At least leave me alone to look after the rich. I am the rich man's guru.

ALL KNOWLEDGE is possible for anyone - and the Cosmos gives it to him who asks, but all information is impossible.