I only work every couple of years. I go into retirement between films.

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and I chewed as fast as I could.

Cricket needs brightening up a bit. My solution is to let the players drink at the beginning of the game, not after. It always works in our picnic matches.

I enjoy being part of the entertainment industry, although I'm the laziest person that I've met yet in this business.

I didn't get into entertainment until I was like 31. I didn't star in a movie until I was 46.

Well, there's nothing strange about Americans as a whole. But, Angelinos are different!

Rich and famous is not bad, but poor and famous sucks.

The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

The Universe Conspires....to get what you truly desire

The fear of dogs is deep and universal amongst all that are less than Man.

The Typical American? He is sent to school Little or much, where he imbibes the rule Of safety first and comfort; in his youth He joins the church and ends the quest of truth.

A good poem about failure is a success.

In the absence of the sacred, nothing is sacred - everything is for sale.

One of the cosmic laws, I think, is that whatever we hold in our thought will come true in our experience.

On Shabbat something happens to the world - the world becomes infinite again.

There can be no faith without risk.

Black people beating whites when a thug got shot holding a gun by a black officer haha (expletive) cracks me up! Keep kneeling for the anthem!