I ordered a single espresso because I wanted a drink I could hook up with.

I'm so out of shape I take steroids just to watch sports.

My daughter asked if the boogie man was scary. I said, "Not as scary as the boogie woman.

There better not be a God because I'll be in big trouble.

We get success by hard work and failure by hard luck

If surviving assassination attempts were an Olympic event, I would win the gold medal.

Putting a photo into your LinkedIn stream increases engagement up to 90%.

As a fan, you want to be able to go to a football game, you want to feel secure, you want to be able to just watch the game, root for your team, and that's the way it should be.

The mark of the creative mind is that it defies a part of what it has learned.

The African lions rush to attack bulls; they do not attack butterflies. [Lat., In tauros Libyci ruunt leones; Non sunt papilionibus molesti.]

We carry the flame for all to see, the fire and passion of what we can be.

Winners win not because they're allowed to, but because they decide to.

I don't feel like I've nearly got to the place where I'm ready to even slow down.