I ought, or I ought not, constitute the whole of morality.

The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man.

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.

The world will not be inherited by the strongest, it will be inherited by those most able to change.

Nothing exists for itself alone, but only in relation to other forms of life

Building a better mousetrap merely results in smarter mice.

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

It is not the biggest, the brightest or the best that will survive, but those who adapt the quickest.

We can allow satellites, planets, suns, universe, nay whole systems of universes, to be governed by laws, but the smallest insect, we wish to be created at once by special act.

What a book a devil's chaplain might write on the clumsy, wasteful, blundering, low, and horribly cruel work of nature!

God, what would someone so afraid do with power so awful?

I loathe being crimped into this deplorable position on the vampyre chessboard.

Death - the last voyage the longest the best.

If I vibrate with vibrations other than yours, must you conclude that my flesh is insensitive?

I love round people, I love skinny people. I love people in general; we've got to get past labels and stop being so critical about everything.

Claude Rains was what we call an actor's actor. He was very involved with himself and his performance.

We must learn to speak the language women speak when there is no one there to correct us.

Chris Farley, I was a huge fan of his growing up. I would love to do something kind of slapstick and funny, maybe where I could change my look even a little bit.

If I ever have a conflict between art and nature, I let art win.