I owe everything to golf. Where else could a guy with an IQ like mine make this much money?

Winning breeds confidence and confidence breeds winning.

All of a sudden I'm an expert on everything. Interviewers want your opinion on golf, foreign policy and even the price of peanuts.

Any feeling, emotion or impulse that originates from the 'mind' can never be suppressed.

The most satisfactory definition of man from the scientific point of view is probably Man the Tool-maker.

There is always madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.

Being sorry for myself is a luxury I can't afford.

To watch people push themselves further than they think they can, it's a beautiful thing. It's really human.

I think surprises make TV entertaining.

Romantic poses aside, let us recognize that "falling in love"...is an inferior state of mind, a form of transitory imbecility.

You try not to talk about the past too much as an artist. Instead, you focus on the continuity of your work.

I can’t touch him. (Jared) Well, don’t you suck. (Stryker) Oh, believe me, I couldn’t agree more. Just be grateful it’s not contagious. (Jared)

I've seen miracles happen with sound.