I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.

Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

We’re on a mission from God.

We don't need no stinking badges!

On stage is the only place where I really know what I'm doing.

I hate Illinois Nazis.

In your 20s, you feel like you're indestructible...In your 30s, you think...I'll be around here a little longer, so I'm going to take better care of myself.

Christ. Seven years of college down the drain.

I give so much pleasure to so many people. Why can I not get some pleasure for myself?

Some comedians love their characters. I don't fall in love with mine. In fact, I get tired of them very fast. You have to be willing to throw it all away.

Old friend, ' said Cadvan, filling another glass for himself and sniffing its rich smell. 'If we do not trust one another, we are already defeated.

The despotism of custom is everywhere standing up to human advancement.

Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over.

Creative Writing was not a form of psychotherapy, in ways both sublime and ridiculuous, it clearly was, precisely that.

Welcome all experiences. You never know which one is gong to turn everything on.

When men receive favours from someone they expected to do them ill, they are under a greater obligation to their benefactor.

I am a creature of chemicals.

You cannot export revolution, progress, by force of arms.

Resolve to be merry though the ship were sinking.

You may not be responsible for getting knocked down. But you're certainly responsible for getting back up.