I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

Growing up is the greatest adventure of all.

No matter how many people give me advice, I am going to do what my heart tells me to do

Giving advice to people to better themselves health wise when they're not interested only moves towards making yourself sick.

If you take care of your mind, you take care of the world.’

I was alone for five years. Having a love is a gigantic bonus in life, but I wasn't unhappy when I was single, either.

Those who joined us for selfish personal reasons, for a career or other motives will be the ones to leave.

Few men have imagination enough for reality.

Last week I did a piece for Style on advice to Laura Bush about how to help her husband. This week it's religion. It just depends on what I find interesting at the moment.

One day there were two out in the ninth, and I hit a pop fly so high that the fans got tired of waiting for it to come down. So they all went home and listened to it drop by turning on the radio.

Excuses are useless. Results are priceless.