I persuaded him to throw the dirk away; and it was as easy as persuading a child to give up some bright fresh new way of killing itself.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Women lose their lives not knowing they can do something different..." from Two or Three Things i Know For Sure

That attitude toward women as objects may have worked for the late Sixties, but it doesn't do so now.

Many difficulties which nature throws in our way, may be smoothed away by the exercise of intelligence.

ADHD isn't a bad thing, and you shouldn't feel different from those without ADHD.

People who work on the user interface side need to have empathy as a key characteristic. But if you are writing device drivers you don't really need to understand humans so well.

Love between two adults is always conditional. You can fall out of love because you are able to fall in love.

The brave are born from the brave and good. In steers and in horses is to be found the excellence of their sire; nor do savage eagles produce a peaceful dove.

We need not destroy the past. It is gone.

All my records have been written to be records, rather than writing a group of songs and seeing if they fit together.

I do have a 22-inch waist, I will say that.