I picked up my camera and held it at arm's length and took a picture of myself not caring. I called it: Glory Doesn't Care.

You are not your virginity. You are a human being. The state of your hymen has nothing to do with your worth.

Not living your life is just like killing yourself, only it takes longer.

Suicide isn't something people do to hurt other people. It's something people do to release themselves from pain.

By shooting the darkest areas three zones lighter, you turned a black, lifeless max black zone 0 into a zone 3. I think, in life, most of us did this all the time.

My one regret was that I never photographed the bat before we drank it.

Beth: "I don't think you realize what you're dealing with here. You can't just mess around with the forces of the universe!" Xavier: "What ever happened to free will? Or was that just a myth?

Did you see Howard Dean ranting and raving? Here's a little tip Howard - cut back on the Red Bull.

Truth is, I wouldn't know a gigabyte from a snakebite.

As for how I feel about any success I've had, I just feel extremely lucky. Writing is a tough racket, and there are a lot of writers out there better than me who can't seem to catch a break.

You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives.

Efficiency is the foundation for survival. Effectiveness is the foundation for success.

I don't care anymore if people dress like me, now I want them to think like me.

Call your opinions your creed, and you will change it every week. Make your creed simply and broadly out of the revelation of God, and you may keep it to the end.

For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.

Although money alone won't make us happy, the lack of money surely will make us miserable.