I pissed on my diploma, smell the aroma.

It's not that I'm Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes now, but I've got my priorities in order.

I am happy to make money. I want to make more money, make more music, eat Big Macs and drink Budweisers.

I didn't come from a trailer park. I grew up middle class and my dad had money and my mom made my lunch. I got a car when I was sixteen. I'm proud of that.

They believed you can't mix rock, country, and rap, and that crossover is dead. I always knew it would work. And it will always work as long as you're really into it and like what you're doing.

I truly believe that people like myself, who are in a position of entertainers in the limelight, should keep their mouth shut on politics.

If I was president of the good old U.S.A., I'd turn the churches into strip clubs and watch the whole world pray.

I could care less about what people think. I'm a Devil Without A Cause.

You get what you put in and people get what they deserve.

I think what I've learned out of this lifetime is you should be proud of where you come from.

I was the little white kid who rocked the turntables

A person is wise if he listens to millions of advice and doesn't implement any of it.

The work an unknown good man has done is like a vein of water flowing hidden underground, secretly making the ground green.

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.'

It took a long time to get to the place in my career where I could pick and choose what I wanted to do.

Not everybody has experience in drilling for oil in the Permian Basin, but the same thing is happening in every industry everywhere in some manner.

I've actually broken up with boyfriends for inspiration.

It was ability that mattered, not disability, which is a word I'm not crazy about using.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

Trust in tomorrow...Every day of your life, there's been a tomorrow. I promise you, there'll be a tomorrow. —Alex Morales to Miranda Evans

Calumny is a vice of curious constitution; trying to kill it keeps it alive; leave it to itself and it will die a natural death.