I pity anyone who can't laugh. There must be something wrong with their religion or their lives. The devil can't laugh.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

If you are a stranger to prayer, you are a stranger to the greatest source of power known to human beings.

One reason sin flourishes is that it is treated like a cream puff instead of a rattlesnake.

The reason you don't like the Bible, you old sinner, is because it knows all about you.

I believe that a long step toward public morality will have been taken when sins are called by their right names.

Let's quit fiddling with religion and do something to bring the world to Christ.

Hell is the highest reward that the devil can offer you for being a servant of his.

Temptation is the devil looking through the keyhole. Yielding is opening the door and inviting him in.

I have more respect for the devil than for some preachers I have met; the devil believes the Bible is the Word of God!

The church is not a dormitory for sleepers, it is an institution for workers; it is not a rest camp, it is a front line trench.

So that others can live in peace, talk about love and peace wherever you go.

Smile: Happiness Is Right Under Your Nose!

The man who confers a favour would rather not be repaid in the same coin.

A man's free will cannot cure him even of the toothache, or a sore finger; and yet he madly thinks it is in its power to cure his soul.

What time is it on the clock of the world?

If you really pay attention to me, I'm not the most serious person.

There is no peace more wonderful than the peace we enjoy when faith shows us God in all created things.

Just focus on being the best possible version of yourself and quit worrying about your thighs, there's nothing wrong with them.

Never is my life have I ever experienced anything as crazy as this.

Nature's old felicities.