I play a crazy talk-show host, but that's not me. It's like an actor playing a role.

We can't just have mainstream behavior on television in a free society, we have to make sure we see the whole panorama of human behavior.

You're a transsexual fighting with a hermaphrodite over a mistress.

All of us, whether or not we're celebrities, every one ought to spend part of their life making someone else's life better.

You fight to defend a lover, not to win one. If you do, it isn't love.

If you can't be committed to another person, at least be committed to the concept of character and don't cheat.

It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum.

Love is great for us, but we don't always love who is great for us.

We are all born as empty vessels which can be shaped by moral values.

I'm in shape, but only if you consider a circle a shape.

Take care of yourselves, and each other.

Personal happiness lies in knowing that life is not a checklist of acquisition. Your qualifications are not your life.

The defense of morals is the battle-cry which best rallies stupidity against change.

You need bravery because in the picture of soul, the bravery points are the most beautiful.

If everybody who voted in 2008 shows up in 2010, we will win this election. We will win this election.

As a society, we've become terrified of failure, but you can't grow without risking it.

You have the right to your own ideas and opinions, to make your own decisions, and to have things go your way at times. Stand up for those rights.

Sometimes angels rush in where fools fear to tread.

Don't pray for lighter burdens, but for stronger backs.

As an old soldier, I admit the cowardice: it's as universal as seasickness, and matters just as little.

The Bible's been attacked. What is truth? It's relative.