I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.

All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it's all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you're playing darts.

I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid for that as well.

I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better.

The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck.

I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out.

I have two bowls of confidence for breakfast each morning.

You can't drink too many otherwise you can't see what you're throwing at.

I remember when we were in the World Cup in Australia and I had to win the singles against Tony Payne, best of seven legs, to win it. I was 2-0 down but ended up beating him 4-2.

My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there, but I've always been Chelsea.

I was born at the right time. I was a freak - the only young player when darts took off in the 1970s.

Justice is the end of government. It is the end of civil society. It ever has been and ever will be pursued until it be obtained, or until liberty be lost in the pursuit.

But the thought of New Zealand instantly sent her mind to Watson, the possibly-Australian, possibly-Kiwi, definitely paranormal young fellow with videos of dead guys on his phone.

I'm not much of a joke writer.

My first ever stage performance was in Edinburgh in 1960.

Countries do not assume burdens because it is fair, only because it is necessary.

In a hollow head there is much room for knowledge.

Some things never leave a person: scent of the hair of one you love, the texture of persimmons, in your palm, the ripe weight.

You don't fight cancer with grants, or heart disease with grants.

I am able to follow my own death step by step. Now I move softly towards the end.

People can think whatever they like. I don't desire their validation.