I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.

When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.

I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like."

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.

Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.

I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.

I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.

Twenty times better to err on the person than suspicious of everyone.

Probably human cruelty is fixed and eternal. Only styles change.

When confronted with a challenge, the committed heart will search for a solution. The undecided heart searches for an escape.

I have a necklace around my neck that my lady gave me, so I try never to leave home without that.

If I showed you what was in my heart," she said, "it would burn you to a cinder. "I've tried to burn you similarly," it said, "but you never even noticed when I opened my chest.

This world is full of beauty, as other worlds above, and if we did our duty, it might be as full of love.

That was the rule. Break one of my rules once, and I’m bound to break many more.

The world in your mind is as real as the world outside of it.

Teaching people skills without giving them a vision for a better future - a vision based on common values - is only training.

If you are asking me if my more global purpose is a battle against religion, it is.