I played a killer twice. Once on 'Matlock,' on Andy Griffith's show, I got to play the killer.

We should never judge a day by its weather.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script.

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. Attitude is almost more important than what happens to you.

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

I didn't know the answers, but I could feel that the things that gave life meaning came from a place within and from the nurturing of values like tolerance, charity, and community.

I never had a lot of drive, but because I had family responsibilities, I had a lot of tenacity - the tenacity of a drowning man.

Walt Disney and I always said we were two children looking for our inner adults.

People think I'm talking like I'm in perfect health, but I have all the infirmities for my age. I have arthritis and all those things. But if you keep moving, that won't bother you.

In my seventies, I exercised to stay ambulatory. In my eighties, I exercise to avoid assisted living.

Whatever we do in Life, let us not forget to enjoy it. Life is a Gift and will soon end. We may have Goals and Aspirations, but we must enjoy every Moment of Life.

Dating is for tools.

The great moral teachers of humanity were in a way artistic geniuses in the art of living.

I operate better with education and awareness, like I think all of us do.

Give your kids time to dream.

I alone have the mind of a fool, and am all muddled and vague. The people are so smart and bright. While I am just dull and confused.

As I've gotten older and the world has gotten far more complicated .

When I was first published it was like having people rushing in coming to find out where I was hiding. Scary!

Don't focus on what others want. See what it is that you want. When you stop looking inside and look at others, that is when you miss the boat.

Let us our lives, our souls, Our debts, our careful wives, Our children, and our sins, lay on the King!