I pray you, do not fall in love with me, for I am falser than vows made in wine.

Most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly.

All the world's a stage.

Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.

I'll have no husband, if you be not he.

O wonderful, wonderful, and most wonderful wonderful! And yet again wonderful, and after that, out of all hooping.

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.

Master, go on, and I will follow theeTo the last gasp with truth and loyalty.

And this our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in everything. I would not change it.

...what care I for words? Yet words do wellWhen he that speaks them pleases those that hear.

All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players.

If history really forever repeats itself: then, it has always been then.

I would say 80% of the scripts I get are dramas and not comedies or romantic comedies, which is funny because that's what I do every week.

To have success in your professional life is not so hard. To succeed as a man is more difficult.

I go the way that Providence dictates with the assurance of a sleepwalker.

People may find it more comfortable to listen to us if we equivocate, but in the long run only words that discomfort them are going to change our situation.

I know a parson who frightened his congregation terribly by telling them the second coming was very imminent indeed, but they were much consoled when they found he was planting trees in his garden.

Tell Robb that I'm going to command the Night's Watch and keep him safe, so he might as well take up needlework with the girls and have Mikken melt down his sword for horseshoes. - Jon Snow

We can scarcely avoid the inference that light consists in the transverse undulations of the same medium which is the cause of electric and magnetic phenomena.

It is manlike to punish but godlike to forgive. [Ger., Menschlich ist es bloss zu strafen Aber gottlich zu verzeihn.]

The Punkwat twins! Brentwood is the world's smallest giant, whilst his brother, Elwood, is the largest midget in the world. They baffle science!