I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at.

I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off.

I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards.

People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes don't have that worry.

Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.

I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.

Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish.

Well, I'm not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast.

I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid.

Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to hurl myself off, so heights are a problem.

I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age.

The chef who cooks without a song on his lips cannot hope to infuse the right carefree improvisatory note into his art.

Christians need to realize that they are free children of the almighty God

That's just it. What if I can't protect you? I'll be outnumbered, outgunned. What if I can't get you out of there?

Praise your children openly, reprove them secretly.

Far more has been accomplished for the welfare and progress of mankind by preventing bad actions than by doing good ones.

Increasingly we know that we're going to have multiple medical conditions, and the person who's got the greatest incentive to manage those conditions is the patient him or herself.

It is not necessary to light a candle to the sun

Is man an ape or an angel? Now I am on the side of the angels.

The road to the Super Bowl runs through Pittsburgh, sooner or later you've got to go to Pittsburgh.

I was really relieved not to have to drag something in front of the camera; I could use a pencil and paper. A regular pencil and typing paper. That appealed to me.