I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

Be wise like water and adapt, adjust, and appreciate whomever you are with and wherever you are.

When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg.

I rode up, walked past a few miles of wallpaper that was someone's revenge for life's disappointments.

As there is no worldly gain without some loss so there is no worldly loss without some gain.... Set the allowance against the loss and thou shalt find no loss great.

I tried every diet under the sun and none of them worked but, more importantly, they were robbing me of my love of food.

Every role you do is kind of a side of yourself. That's why they give you the part.

One thing and one thing alone keeps us from complete decay in this hour - the church, the true Church.

When a man curls his lip, when he uses ridicule, when he grows angry, you have touched a raw nerve in domination.

I know for sure that there is only one step from insecticide to genocide.

Particular nuisances (are) smoke, sewage odours, dust and similar aerosols, and vibrations.