I prepared for the part by drinking, but I was sober when I was performing

Milk Duds kept me going.

The gun issue is a big, unresolved issue in this country right now. I think it's out of control

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown

I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny

I think at the end of a show, you have to walk out with a message. That's my hardest struggle right now; that's what I'm working towards.

I love improvisation.

As an actor, you have to have your history.

John Cusack is a dream. I did one one-on-one scene with him and we got to shoot it so many times, and he did it different every time.

Years ago I was a runway model, and I used to get laughs. I thought it was a joke anyway

I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.

An effective life is not determined by how long you lived

But whatever it is, if it doesn't give you strength from rendering its service it's not your purpose.

Without God, reality is madness. Reason will tell you so. You either madly trust in God, or you trust in a world gone mad without him.

True love takes time to find, but once it's found, the rest is eternal.

What is put into the hands of B cannot be put into the hands of A.

Not teaching your kids about money is like not caring whether they eat. If they enter the world without financial knowledge, they will have a much harder go of it.

An instrument that sometimes expresses thought, sometimes obscures thought, but most often replaces thought.

Let every man find pleasure in practising the profession he has learnt.

Mitch”, but then reattach it and call it “Mitch-all-together.

The United States needs to be made more appealing to legal immigrants.