I pressed down the mental accelerator. The old lemon throbbed fiercely. I got an idea.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

He was a ruffled haired, stubble faced, woman's dream, tangled in sheets. So I stepped away from the Ryker and went for coffee instead.

Where there is great love there are always wishes.

Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

But we moderns are impatient and destructive.

This music that was supposed to only come from tapes like in any restaurant. Something would happened. One bird will start to do a little jazz thing, and another bird will start to answer.

I am who I am: confident, arrogant, dominant, honest, hard-working and innovative.

Hierarchy works well in a stable environment.

The sensual man conforms thoughts to things; the poet conforms things to his thoughts.

As a private person I think I am now totally different from Ruud van Nistelrooy the footballer.

O! Let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven; keep me in temper; I would not be mad!