I probably drive casting people crazy because I'm not thinking about actors so much as real people.

They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.

I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something.

I often feel that my life, much like my shows, will end on a cliffhanger.

When you work for other people you'll find ... that they do know what's best for them, and for the company. And you should listen to them and be respectful, but they don't know what's best for you.

Who is Mike Judge? Let me think. The only way I could possibly answer that question would be in a nonverbal fashion. I think I could do an interpretive dance that would answer that question for you.

It was really weird, when this thing started, to hear lawyers and MTV people calling me and actually saying 'ButtHead.' People tried to avoid it too.

I've seen a lot of pairs of guys that have been hanging out together way too long-until they're laughing all the time.

They say it figures MTV would do such a vulgar, awful, horrible show and they completely miss that it's satirizing the people who watch MTV.

Why should every single character be an honor student who goes around helping others and never doing anything wrong? Is that like the rule or something?

I like the Stooges. You know what movie I saw that I sort of discovered late was Jerry Lewis in 'The Nutty Professor'. I really liked that.

I'm a Marketer, I don't believe in Brands, but I believe in Quality and quality has different definitions

More people continue to be and do exactly the things in life that prevent them from getting what they want or from waking up excited about their day.

If it's possible, I binge. There are other shows, like 'The Americans' and 'Game of Thrones,' I watch and have to wait a week.

We cannot pursue a classical and Christian education as a fad. We are not purchasing intellectual hula hoops for the kids.

There is too much of criticism and faultfinding with anger and raised voices.

Boredom makes you do crazy things

People in general have a preconceived idea of what prison is, from seeing documentaries or whatever.

Ever since I was younger, I would make table reads at home where I would give fake interviews.

A lot of the hip hop artists don't write music. They write words.

The fundamental activity of medical science is to determine the ultimate causation of disease.