I probably have become more infamous from two misdemeanors than probably anyone I could think of.

I know you are, but what am I?

There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.

There were just things in Disney movies that probably were too scary for kids.

I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!

I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn't have been me.

I've always felt like a kid, and I still feel like a kid, and I've never had any problem tapping into my childhood, and my kid side.

I enjoy getting to be arty and quirky and weird and all the things that I don't have that much choice with. You just sort of use what you got.

I was always in disguise. I'd wear masks or weird get-ups so you couldn't recognize me. I was always afraid that if somebody caught on that it was me, I'd never work again.

I was looking for a last name that was a first name. Growing up, I knew a kid who was the most obnoxious kid I ever knew, and his last name was Herman.

I take having a kids' show real seriously. I think it's an enormous responsibility.

To lose someone after you’ve loved them was tougher than losing them when you’ve never even met them.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Getting unstuck is a matter of choice. If you want flourish in life make a choice today to move into that reality. You can do it.

Wood may remain ten years in the water but it will never become a crocodile.

The work of our missionaries is a magnificent expression of the Lord's redeeming love.

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party.

I hate if a man says anything laddy. 'You're sexy' or whatever. I just want someone to be friendly and a little bit flirty.

Let's cool it brothers . . . Spoken to his assassins, three men who stabbed him 16 times.

It will not be humans who watch the sun's demise, six billion years from now. Any creatures that then exist will be as different from us as we are from bacteria or amoebae.

I don't want to be mediocre, this is the fear of my soul and my body.