I probably should be thinking of better ideas on how to promote myself, but I don't really spend a lot of time doing it. I really don't know how to promote effectively.

I don't chase after things, but I put forward the effort and know the rest of it is out of my hands.

I don't necessarily self-identify as a writer, 'cause it implies a certain level of intelligence.

The thing about narcissistic people is that they don't think they're being narcissistic.

Your harshest critic is always going to be yourself. Don't ignore that critic, but don't give it more attention than it deserves.

I take my coffee like I take my women... strong... black... and proud.

Internet fame is like regular fame only without all the annoying 'money' and 'power.'

Super excited about things I'm going to do; never excited about things I'm actually doing.

You have to lead, in the case of a game show, a contestant through the architecture of the show. So there's a lot of rules there, literal and implied, that you have to navigate.

Whatever I write I publish. Because that's where the money is.

Shuffling really isn't something you should be doing on your deathbed.

Sometimes all it takes is a little watering everyday and a sunny day to follow, that's how weeds become flowers and new dawns rise - why would it be any less then for a human life?

Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances.

People's dreams are made out of what they do all day. The same way a dog that runs after rabbits will dream of rabbits. It's what you do that makes your soul, not the other way around.

I was heartened that people everywhere want certain basic freedoms, even if they live in a totally different cultural environment.

Jackie Gleason said that comedy is the most exacting form of dramatic art, because it has an instant critic: laughter.

His computer password is "password.

When I found out I was pregnant, I was over the moon about it, but I was upset I wasn't married!

Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.

As reason is a rebel to faith, so passion is a rebel to reason.

Absolutely without firing a shot and instead of 175,000 American troops deployed overseas we now have 15,000.