I procrastinate so much and I get distracted by anything.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

A few simple tips for life: feet on the ground, head to the skies, heart open...quiet mind

I was taught that you can’t expect to be forgiven when you continuously commit the same sin over and over again.

A stupid friend can hurt you more than a smart enemy.

Don’t let it worry you, " said Ron. "It’s me. I’m extremely famous.

All she wanted was love with respect, respect was so important to her, and I could give her that.

You have been the one encounter in my life that can never be repeated

Dashed hopes and good intentions. Good, better, best, bested.

Michelle is 14. Give her a couple of years to get stronger. I mean, she can play on this tour. If she keeps working, keeps doing the right things, there's no reason why she shouldn't be out here.

Logistics is the ball and chain of armored warfare.

When you co-operate with an injustice, then a little bit of your spirit dies.