I promise to pay you before you die - but you have to promise not to die.

We spend a good part of our lives trying desperately to convince ourselves as well as everybody else that we know more than we really do.

You hear about bands who say, "We did one show where only 20 people showed up", well that was our average gig for five years.

For me, going away to work is the hardest part of my life and career.

My work is my work and I will attempt to sell it for what it is.

Justice pleaseth few in their owne house. [Justice pleases few in their own house.]

It would be great to have a little getaway place somewhere hot, maybe down in Mexico, since I love it there. But now that I've banned myself from the sun, I don't know how that will work.

There is nothing better than the encouragement of a good old friend.

I would have been a disastrous soldier.

New truth is old heresy.

Business is an establishment that gives you the legal, even though unethical, right to screw the naive-right, left, and in the middle.