I promise you, I will never enter a bicycle race.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

We need you to come home.

Now that I am past picking the knife to stab one, the reward of stabbing a few more comes at an unfairly lower risk!

If you do nothing, that just empowers the gangs.

A very common flower adds generosity to beauty. It gives joy to the poor, to the rude, and to the multitudes who could have no flowers were nature to charge a price for her blossoms.

To a people famishing and idle, the only acceptable form in which God can dare appear is work and promise of food as wages.

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there!

If you are in a dark room, don’t beat at the darkness with a stick, but rather try to turn on the light

When you get married, your loyalty, first and foremost, is to your spouse, and to the family that you create together.

Making money, it seems, is all about the velocity of moving it around, so that it can exist in Hong Kong one moment and Wall Street a split second later.

Hold up." Leo stepped forward, wagging his Wii controller. "Did you just call my a ship a monstrosity? I KNOW you didn't that.