I propose getting rid of conventional armaments and replacing them with reasonably priced hydrogen bombs that will be distributed equally throughout the world.

There is freedom of speech, but I cannot guarantee freedom after speech

I have to keep law and order and it means that I have to kill my enemies before they kill me.

The problem with me is that I am fifty or one hundred years ahead of my time. My speed is very fast. Some ministers have had to drop out of my government because they could not keep up.

If we knew the meaning to everything that is happening to us, then there would be no meaning.

It's not for me. I tried human flesh and it's too salty for my taste.

Sometimes people mistake the way I talk for what I am thinking.

I do not want to be controlled by any superpower. I myself consider myself the most powerful figure in the world, and that is why I do not let any superpower control me.

Your experience will be a lesson to all of us men to be careful not to marry ladies in very high positions.

In any country there must be people who have to die. They are the sacrifices any nation has to make to achieve law and order.

You cannot run faster than a bullet.

We must sincerely serve.

Fire consumes, in Prose it cripples. You'll mind the ashes that have no shoes

Art should startle the viewer into thinking about the meaning of life.

Freedom is a right ultimately defended by the sacrifice of America's servicemen and women.

I think that Michael [Gove] felt things had changed.

I read some article where Reese Witherspoon said, "If you're not yelling at your kids, you're not spending enough time with them." It made me feel so much better.

Just when everything seems to go along just fine, Life comes by and throws you its line.

People first. Dogs second. Things last.

I actually got a nice surprise about being a mother because I expected it to be harder and to have to make more adaptations.

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open.