I put a basketball in front of George Clooney's door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.

Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

Find out who you are and be that person. That's what your soul was put on this Earth to be. Find that truth, live that truth and everything else will come.

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.

It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting.

Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are.

Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost.

Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.

When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important.

Embrace love and compassion with all your spirit. Understand that they never hurt or offend, they just heal and empower.

If you fire people, you fire customers.

Marriage: A friendship recognized by the police.

It's so easy to print in the Midwest. You're saving months in shipping and customs, so we have started printing a number of books there.

Grace only sticks to our imperfections. Those who can’t accept their imperfections can’t accept grace either.

Cultivate within yourselves the mighty power of self-discipline.

Your life will never improve unless you start making daily improvements.

The true lasting quietness... comes from a complete consecration to the Divine

Don't give up, cause despair sucks

Philosophy: a purple bullfinch in a lilac tree.