I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

I'm dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up. I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I'm not from this planet. Earthlings don't faze me.

The heart is a foreign country whose language none of us is good at.

Lovers are the coolest their hearts beat the best & they kiss magic as hell

You can’t just run away from uncomfortable situation. You have to develop new strategy to graciously handle the situation.

Where there is truth and error there is always compromise. Within some churches there is a movement to reshape the Christian messageto make it more acceptable to man.

Before complaining about your burden of life, you must first try to see what other people's burden of life is!

God has a plan and God is in control of everything

Becoming "awake" involves seeing our confusion more clearly.

Many take pleasure in spreading abroad the weakness of an exalted character.

I would say happy new year, but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as last year except colder.

If you celebrate your differentness, the world will, too. It believes exactly what you tell it.