I put the bra in brand, and I top it!

You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, "Money, I'm home!

He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed it. It was a mistrial.

When I pass the bar, you'll be barred from bars but put behind them.

On the stand, I asked the witness, “What's your occupation?”“Make-up artist.”“Objection!” I replied, “Lack of foundation.

When I lose control, I lose my cool and I pass the point of no RTN.

Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie.

To be sentenced to jail because of your faith in God is to let you know the degree of darkness in that particular society

I canalmost understandwhypeopleleapfrombridges.

When life knocks us down, God CAN put us back together again. He can meet us in our brokenness and restore us to something even more glorious than we were before we were shattered.

Don’t worry about what life may bring. Just live like we don’t have another day.

To fill the hour that is happiness to fill the hour and leave no crevice for a repentance or an approval.

With athletes, it's never fully understood the level to which we push ourselves. Especially in an endurance sport.

Weird behavior is natural in smart children, just as curiosity is to a kitten.

Half of the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough.

Emotions of the sould should be watched, regulary examined, and kept well balanced.

My ignorance is not charming.