I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

There's a difference between being alive and living.

There have been times on this trip I’ve been convinced that GPS was wrong.

Carlin often said that history was everything, for it was in man’s nature to make the same mistakes over and over.

You do not know what is better before you have tried what is worse.

It's not the deprivations of winter that get you, or the damp of spring, but the no-man's land between.

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform.

Love is Stronger. Love and hope are conjoined, if you separate one, you kill the other. If hope survives then love endures. Where even a sliver of love exists, the thinnest of hopes has room to grow.

Accepting responsibility is the fulcrum point for succeeding at anything.

I'm sorry to say I'm very lizard-like. My skin is dry, so covering my face in greasy antioxidants is a better alternative.

Don't ally your personal interests with the development of the company.